For shit's and giggles, I sent my mother the post below this one. I am dying to see what she thinks about it.

I think I'll post her reply here when it comes.
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The reply wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, however, it was dramatic. She called my husband to make sure I wasn't planning to off myself. She's such a drama queen. Oh well. My evil plan backfired. I had really hoped for a more funny overreaction. Maybe next time.